Thursday, June 28, 2007

Patient says

Me : Do you have high blood pressure?

Patient: I only have high blood pressure when I come to the dentist.


Me : Do you have any heart condition?

Patient: My wife said I don't have a heart.


Me : Are you allergic to anything?

Patient: I'm allergic to dentist.


Patient: I hate dentist.

Me : I hate patient.

Patient: *stunned*