Patient says

Me : Do you have high blood pressure?

Patient: I only have high blood pressure when I come to the dentist.

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Me : Do you have any heart condition?

Patient: My wife said I don't have a heart.

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Me : Are you allergic to anything?

Patient: I'm allergic to dentist.

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Patient: I hate dentist.

Me : I hate patient.

Patient: *stunned*